Monday, January 3, 2022

cancun-day 2

I woke up at 6:15 (yes, a.m. and again for those of you who know me this was no small feat, since I would rather just stay up til 6:15 than get up at 6:15) but I had left the curtains open so that the dawn light would help me wake up because I really wanted to walk on the beach before my boat trip. I brewed a cup of coffee and headed down to the beach and confirmed every reason that I have ever had for why I should live at the beach.

Warm breezes and sand while the sun rises over the rhythmic ocean - I sat for a long while, just breathing in the salt air as deeply as possible, in the divine hope that this beautiful place will permeate my skin and lungs so that I can always remember this glorious time and the fantastically lovely people that I met here. So far in my travels (and I realize that I have a lot more places to go) but the people I have met here have been absolutely the nicest that I have encountered.

Back to the beach... As I am strolling along I see these long, very strange trails that stretch from the water quite some ways up the beach, but they dont look like a vehicle, but they are very wide with a circular pattern...strange. And then it dawns on me what these are - they are turtle tracks! And a very large sea turtle at that!! Fantastic! I have never seen them before, so I follow the tracks up the beach to a large hole, when I expected a mound...I was very disappointed at first because I thought that someone had destroyed it. (I learned later that the hotels collect the eggs and incubate them and then release them after they have hatch - whew!) I was terribly bothered by the disturbed nests, so I am glad to find out that fate was not as grim as I had feared.

I was completely charmed by the thought of seeing the sea turtles now and there were nests everywhere!! :)

I got the distinct feeling, even with my horrible sense of time (my friends are all nodding their heads right now), that I had lingered on the beach way too long. I began making my way back to the hotel but my progress was seriously slowed down by the draw of the ocean and the hypnotic appeal of the waves crashing on the shore. And God knows I am easily distracted anyway :) which I am sure probably comes across as scatter-brained, but it all makes sense to me.

So, as a theme for this trip, and my life, I am running late for my boat trip. I throw on a swim suit and shorts and head out to find the pier. This entails leaving the confines of the hotel/resort and venturing out into the city. Despite several warnings from the staff and concern that I should take the bus, I determinedly head out on foot...because if you really want to 'feel' a place you have to walk it. And while I could kick myself for not bringing my phone/camera (I was concerned about it getting wet) I am so glad I opted for the walk over the bus ride. There were wonderful flowers sprinkled along the side of the road, every color; pinks, reds, blues, yellows, and purples, all with heavy waxy leaves and a delicate array of scents. There were trumpet honysuckles to palm trees, mimosa trees and bog lillies, the variety and abundance of plants in such a small area was fantastic. Luckily the walk was not too long though, because it was h-o-t! It was only 8:20 in the morning and the heat was pressing in on me and I could feel the beads of sweat already forming, I was very glad that I choose a boating excursion over an inland hike.

Eventually I arrived at the pier and while we are waiting for the boat to arrive...
a rainbow appears, bright and glorious and it was perfect timing because I was just beginning to feel the pangs of loneliness, but when the rainbow appeared that vanished. (it is a little deal that God and I have that whenever I start to venture to close to the edge he sends a rainbow, interestingly enough it is why I wear the opal ring that I bought in Australia all the time...it is a rainbow, whenever and where ever I need it.)

The boat arrives to take us on our adventure, 3 gentlemen from Costa Rica, 4 amazing ladies from somewhere in the US, a mother and her son from the UK, and a cute spanish couple. We are a very jovial bunch, even if my talking with the Costa Ricans is a scary mixture of spanish, english, and hand gestures (and I think some french slipped in from word to word -- oops!) Once we were underway it was impossible to talk because of the roar of the engine and the rush of wind, so we all fell into silence and took in the surroundings. I will admit here that I was slightly relieved to not have to speak for a while, I had been using as much spanish as possible while I had been there and it was somewhat awkward and stressful to not be able to communicate effectively.

Our first point of interest was a enchanting lagoon with herons, gigantic fish, sting rays, and brown pelicans. It reminded me of the Everglades - except for the trees, the trees here are knarled, small, and have broad flat leaves. But our ultimate destination was the half boat - half submarine that was to take us on a tour of the coral reefs. Given the rather tempestuous weather report for the weekend while I was visiting I had opted for the somewhat sheltered way of seeing the reefs versus scuba diving and possibly having my trip canceled. It was one of my rare moments of making a practical decision, don't worry - I will not let it go to my head.

The reefs were magical and teaming with life, I have seen corals before when snorkeling with my daddy off of the Keys, but this was...just wow. I could not look fast enough to take it all in. The gentle sway of all the plants; sea grasses, fans, any number of flora that I could not even guess at rolling back and forth in the current. And the sea life! So many different types of life; coral heads, sea cucumber, sting rays, parrot fish, butterfly fish, pipe fish, and sea turtles!! I was completely enthralled!

- side note -
while i am writing this - I am almost certain that I broke my foot when I fell today BUT I am absolutely not going to spoil this trip by going to a hospital or doctor. The incident happens later than where we are in my narrative but it hurt a lot... f---. I am so ridiculously clumsy, I f------ hate that about myself and there is nothing I can do about it - unless I am willing to just sit around, do nothing, and let life pass me by...I am thinking that is NOT going to happen, so my injury pron self will just have to limp around for a few days. -- sigh --

Ok, where was I?
Oh, yeah - fish....

There was so much beauty all around me - it was one of those moments where you wish you could slow down time, like the perfect kiss, or a sun-kissed afternoon, or enjoying a butterscotch sunday. Hmmmm...where was I -- oops, right, water - submarine - fish. So the boat/sub is rocking back and forth, quite a bit actually I was worried for a few of my fellow tourists who were looking decidedly green...and it occurs to me that I don't think of the ocean being in motion so far away from the shore. But as everything is swaying all around me, I focus in on a school of fish and it begs the question...

Do sea creatures ever get sea sick? I can't even imagine what that would look like...haha!

So on our way back to port, I am gingerly sipping a cerveza offered to me by the crew, very cognisant that since I left so early this morning I had nothing on my stomach but coffee, when one of the crew plops a gigantic sombrero on my head. 'Oh boy,' I think 'my workmates will love this!' It was 3 different shades of bright pink (my least favorite color) - thankfully there were some faint purple strips. And yes, there is a picture which is now floating somewhere around Costa Rica, one of my shipmates took photos. 

I must admit that one of the highlights for me was when 3 of the american ladies and one of the crew started line dancing! I wish that I could remember the name of the song but it wasn't one that I knew. But wow could they cut a rug! :) 

The slog back to the hotel was SO desperately hot, it was like being forced to do jumping jacks in the sauna, the air was so thick in a way that I had never experienced, I could feel it clinging in my lungs, very weird sensation. I took a full five minutes back at the hotel lying on the cool marble floor before I heard the pool calling my name ... 'senorita, come on, dive in...' Seriously, it sounded JUST like that :) (what, water doesn't call to you, well, your lose, haha!) So of course I had to go. I guess lunch will have to wait just a little bit longer.

As I walked out to the pool there was a 3 and 1/2 foot iguana sitting in the path ... how awesome. (even though I did catch my breath in surprise) At first I really did not think that it was real but placed there to charm the tourists, then it stuck out its tongue and turned it's head to look at me - ok, definitely real. I decided that it was best to turn and go a different way, being that he/she was much bigger than most of the lizards I have ever been acquainted with, and clearly this was THEIR home and I was the intruder.

I enjoyed a nice long swim, lounged in the sun and then had lunch at the poolside sushi bar ... how nice is that? Hmmm, let me think....perfecto! Top that off with a delicious mango margarita and I am hard pressed to think of a better day. After several more swims and a little reading, time for a late afternoon walk on the beach. Again, just gorgeous, all the white sand and blue water as far as I could see, I am starting to sound a broken record - but it was just so beautiful and calming. And of course after a nice long stroll on the beach what could be better than ... you guessed it ... a margarita at the best bar in the world!! The jacuzzi bar on the beach - yeah, awesome times 10!!!

So, I am swinging and enjoying the beach and snickering at the man across from me, in his sunglasses and early 70's Ryan O'Neill look-alike contest happening. (Unfortunately, he caught me laughing at his 'I-am-too-cool-for-myself' persona and he got up and left ... oops, my bad)

After 'Ryan' leaves, a man walks up to me and starts to chat while he is waiting on his drinks, turns out he is from my hometown and here with his girlfriend, small world - n'est pas?! They were a very pleasant couple. 

- truthfully-
I am behind in my writing, it is the following day now and I am meeting the gentleman and his girlfriend in the resort bar shortly for drinks, but I feel that it is always good to be so busy living that maybe you have to postpone writing for a day or two :)

Back to day 2, 3 margaritas later I decide that I should have another swim before dinner - the pools here are wonderful, my personal favorite is the one with the waterfalls and it looks out over the ocean! Splendid!! (also, I should mention it sounds like I am drinking a lot, but the drinks are small served in 6oz plastic cups and frozen. so they are mostly mix and ice but that makes them perfectly refreshing in this heat and also why it is easy to drink 3 or 4 without feeling it.)

As the sun begins to fade I head back to my room, which is when I wipe out completely on the wet floor, land with all my weight on my foot (which as I mentioned earlier, I am pretty sure I broke it), I am so embarrassed, and in pain, and cursing my serious lack of coordination. Once again, I remind myself not to fall apart because as I mentioned I don't need it to become a habit and besides I have too much to do to let a bad fall keep me down. (ok, sorry, bad joke ... moving on)

I run into the charming couple from the beach earlier on my way to dinner, and I tell them about my spa appointment in the morning. I can see her eyes light up, and he grimaces, but my guess is that she will be visiting the spa at some point during their stay.

I return to the same restaurant that I had dinner at last night and it is funny to me that my skirts and boots seem to be causing a bit of a stir with patrons and staff alike, must not be a look that they are used to down here. Not that I mind, of course, it is a look that I love and am very comfortable with, but it is amusing and I would have thought there would have been more boots in Mexico.

I eat my dinner, which tonight is veal scallapini (on the recommendation of my waiter) and spend the time writing about the adventures of the day, and talk with several of the servers who are still patiently enduring my meager spanish and being charming one of who was Humberto. (as my readers know I rarely mention actual names in my writing but Humberto specifically asked that I would - so Humeberto, this one is for you) ... Tonight at my return to the restaurant Humberto sweetly greets me with a kiss on the cheek and tiny handmade earrings that look like miniture flip-flops. We exchange niceties from my day along with general small talk and he starts flirting which was very flattering since he is all of 22 at most. But given that I am at a resort and wasn't born yesterday, I figure there is many a lady who has received his attentions in this manner. All the same, still flattering coming from a young man with liquid dark brown eyes and an (all too practiced) warm, sweet voice like amber honey. Through the night we chat off and on, me in my halting spanish and his MUCH better english. At one point he returns to ask me if I want him to fly home with me, I laugh and shake my head no. I am not used to such a strong come on, not sure if it is culture or place but I was amused. Or perhaps they were all just baffled that a woman would travel alone with no intention what-so-ever of picking up a man...I could almost hear 'dibs' being called in the kitchen when I walked in tonight. :) haha! Think again buckos, but still funny. A little later that evening and probably one more glass of wine than I should have had, he returns again...leans down close to my ear and whispers "dulce a t'ores" (candy to his eyes) at which point I find myself blushing just a bit more than I like but he definitely has a way with words - and he knows it, especially when put together with a beautiful voice and handsome face. I feel perfectly justified in turning a little pink. (and of course, will blame the wine!) :)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

cancun-day 1-part 2

So where was I...oh, yes, the jacuzzi beach bar. I did mention it was wonderful right! While sipping my luscuous margerita in this tropical paradise, a tall, young, dark haired lovely man walks up. (and I do realize this sounds too good to be true but it is, why on earth would one not tell the truth about a tall, dark, and handsome stranger!!) And since I had to practice my 'learning-to-be-more-outgoing-and-less-shy-and-stupid-around-handsome-men-skills' - i decided why not practice on him :) He and his friends were visiting from Brazil and we chatted pleasantly for about 20 minutes, then he invited me for a swim and of course I said 'yes'. (perhaps the margeritas were making me a little less shy as well - shocking) So we swam as the sun was setting and I couldn't have imagined that at the start of my day, which you may remember was a little rough, would have turned into this...ahhhh!!! (deep sigh of dreamy happiness)

His friends joined him after a time and they were all heading off to town and the bars. I was - once again - going to try and make it inside for a shower and change before dinner. It is such an interesting experience to travel alone this way, there is so much freedom, to do whatever I want, talk to whomever I choose and I am really enjoying the experience. It is startling to see other people's reactions that I am traveling alone - the tall, dark, handsome Brazilian was the most shocked and responded with a "That is very brave!!" And then there are some that nod and say, 'that is nice' but I can see in their eyes that they think it is sad. And perhaps I will change my mind about how I see it someday but I don't find it 'sad' in that way - I find that I am more tuned in and more willing to communicate which is good. The area I find missing is not having the 'shared experience' that such adventure fosters, but I am absolutely not going there! at all!!

The restaurant I chose was just the perfect way to wind down after the day and now I am enjoying a fine dinner and lovely wine while staring out over the ocean and watching the fountains in the pools change colors. I have breathed more deeply and contentedly tonight than I have in two years and it is so great! I enjoyed talking to the waiters, in my sad broken spanish, and to their credit they were exceptionally patient. (and not to fool myself, I am sure the short skirt and the fact that I was sitting alone didn't hurt)

My waiter, Humberto, who requested that I give his actual name, was charming and I learned a new phrase that I am sure will come in handy again. "La quenta por favor" - may I have my check please.

So to cap off a genuinely perfect evening I took a walk on the beach, with the soft warm breezes blowing and watching the churning waves in the filtered moonlight. I just kept breathing in the warm sweet air, finding comfort in each breath, I wish I could bottle that feel - of peace and communion with the world. I could have slept out there in blissful enjoyment, but somehow I think the hotel would not approve...hehe...and there is the little matter of the fact that crabs freak me out...ewww...too much like spiders!

But I will be back down tomorrow night and maybe if the water is calmer for a little swimming :)

Friday, September 3, 2010

cancun-day 1

Day one of my Cancun trip...
Too be fair I really should start on the night before...the very l-o-n-g night before.

I went by the pub to say 'hi' to a few friends and start my vacation with a pint. (we will call this mistake #1) I enjoy a pint (or two) and some good conversation, endured some teasing over the book I am reading ("Eat, Pray, Love") which by the way, I adore - thanks Liz! I am sure that my own life experiences are contributing to how I feel about it. Anyway - after a little while I decided I really had better go pack and get some sleep since I had to be at the airport at 5:00am. (for those of you who know me this IS NOT my favorite time of day and less I have stayed up all night to see it)

I will do the intelligent, smart, and practical thing (yes, I can hear you - 'gee, why start now?' yes, haha - very funny)

Is this what I did?
No, I did not. (we will call this mistake #2)

'well,' says my brain, ' you are hungry and you should eat since you only had a doughnut all day...and there is nothing at home anyway since you haven't been grocery shopping in a month!'

'good point' I answer.

So why not go to my local watering hole and grab a quick snack (and maybe a beer...maybe, yeah - right) - mistake #3

A least I did eat, this was my only saving grace all evening.
And of course, I ran into all of the usual suspects, but what makes this night unique (we will call it the perfect storm) is that we are all there at the same time...at that point I really should have picked up on how the evening was going to go...
but I didn't.

So my local is getting ready to close (which isn't as bad as it sounds...yet...) because they close at 11:00pm.

No problem, I am thinking - I have had food, it is only 11, I can go home, pack, and still get five hours of sleep before going to the airport. And then...
'the devil' (and you know who you are!!) says to me
"How much do you really need to pack anyway? Come with us we are going to _______ Place."

I pause. (mistake #4)
And think about it. (mistake #5)
'you know, he is right, I am just going to the beach' - I think to myself (#6)
Then I say, "Just for one, ok?" (#7)

This would be the reason that 'the devil' calls me trouble (ok, not the only reason but let's not go there right now.)

So we all pour out into the night to the next bar, which is...hmmm...how to say it - it has a lot of character - or perhaps it is more accurate to say it has a lot of characters!

Two hours and two beers later (mistake #8) it is soooo time for me to go home, I only have three hours left to pack and sleep before going to the airport. But that is fine, I can pack quickly, I am expert traveler, no worries.

So as ________ Place is closing, 'the devil' says "You have to come to last call with us to _________, besides you can sleep on the plane - you might as well stay awake now."

At this point, the reasonable rational side of my brain just sighs and gives up completely, as the impulsive and slightly crazy side of my brain answers... "Well, I have been up this long...what is one more hour? And I am on vacation after all." (mistake #9)

One hour and one beer later...
I have to go home!
I now have only two hours to get home, pack, and sleep - ok, no worries - I can do it...I hope.

At home I pack (latter I am not sure if I even remember to pack a bathing suit and I am certain I forgot my sunscreen), set my alarm on my phone, break my phone charger (brilliant timing! grrrrr), set out clothes to put on, and tumble into bed in a heap...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I groggily roll over - one eye barely open - is that daylight?
'no, surely not says' my foggy brain - still i have the coherentness to think that I better check my phone - just in case.

F__K!!!!!!
it is 6:15!!!
I was supposed to be AT the airport at 5:00!

I bolt out of bed, swearing profusly, grabbing my clothes, stuffing more random things in my suitcase and dash out the door attempting to calculate just how fast I am going to need to drive to get to my office - and from there I still have to get to the airport.!!!

Did I mention that there was A LOT of swearing, like one long string of swearing - my irish friends would have been impressed with me.

It went something like this:
"Oh f___, f___, f___ - you stupid f___ing idiot! Dammit, you f___ing f___!! Dammit if I miss this flight I am so f___ing screwed! F___, f___, f___!!"

This was my entire conversation to myself in the car, in between ferverent prayer (yes, I know it is ironic, but I believe that God understands my idosyncratic behavior and I am certain I amuse Him) that by some miracle I make my flight.

I lock my house door at 6:30am - it takes 45 min to an hour to get to my office, and another 20 min. to take a cab to the airport. Then I have to get through international security and to my gate and the plane takes off at 7:45.
'yeah, I am f___ed' - is all I can think.

So I drive...well let's just say faster than is prudent, while sucking down a pint and a half of water to try and rehydrate at least a little.

I call the cab company from my car as I am racing to my office - so that it will be waiting outside for me when I get there. I pull into the garage at a speedy 7:10 (40 min. to the office, not bad!) and walk outside to the waiting cab. I am frantic and tell the driver that I am running really late - which is a HUGE understatment, he nods and proceeds to spirit me to the airport in a record breaking 15 min. and I was in line at security at 7:30, still going between cursing my impulsive behavoir and praying feverishly. (and silently wishing every manner of ill on the TSA officer who has decided that he is going to talk to EVERYONE, in great detail...ahhhhh!!)

I squeak through security in just about 10 minutes and it is 7:40 when I am pulling on my boots, the plane leaves in five minutes. I was so swamped with adrenaline that I was litterally shaking as I was looking for my gate.

I made it!!
I actually made it!!!
Thank you God - times a million! (I really do not know how I would make it in this world if God ever stopped looking after me - so I will say 'Thank you' again.)

I stowed my bag, collapsed in the seat, and wrote to 'the devil' telling him that I would NEVER join his drinking rounds again but given my experience with 'never' (see The Never Monster) I have probably doomed myself...sigh...

I slept all the way to Philly, woke up just enough to change planes and went blissfully back to sleep before we even took off on the flight from Philly to Cancun. And a special thank you to the lovely benevolent stewardess that allowed me to change seats so I was able to stretch out over two seats!

For some reason I was startled awake and for a solid five seconds had no clue where I was - then everything came flooding back and I remembered why I am on a plane...Cancun - sweet!

I look down the isle, no drink service yet...rats, I would really like a cup of coffee. So I wait ... about 20 min. still no drink cart - hmmm. About this time the steward has come to sit beside me but he looks terribly busy - but I REALLY need a cup of coffee. Still I dont want to be too pushy and maybe the cart is on its way. I stand up and see that others have finished drinks waiting to be picked up...wow - I was out a good deal longer than I thought. Fine, I will just have to ask the steward.

"Excuse me, I seemed to have missed the cart, may I have a cup of coffee?" and since I was still feeling bad about disturbing him, "I don't mind getting it myself."

"Yes, " he said politely a little too politely and all too knowingly, "You were sound asleep - I will get you one." And he kind of smirks at me, in that 'look-at-what-the-cat-drug-in' kind of way, letting me know full well that he knows exactly why I was asleep and now need coffee.

When he brought the coffee I was seriously tempted to kiss him, just because (I refrained in a rare moment of good judgment). I down the steaming cup like it is a shot and when he walks by a minute later, he raises an amused eyebrow and asks, "Would you like another?"

I answer with such an emphatic "Yes!" that he sort of startles, then smiles. After that he kept me fully caffeinated the entire rest of the trip, he even made me a fresh pot - come to think of it, I really should have kissed him. :)

Shortly after the shots of coffee, I take the time to look out the window. My breath catches - wow, look at that water!! Such a color of turquoise that I have never seen before - gorgeous doesn't even begin to cover it. And all of my trepidation about making this trip alone just melts away into the stunning hues of blue that my eyes got to feast on.

I am so very glad that I did this!
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You could feel the heat pouring in as soon as they opened the plane doors, it was thick and heavy - not unlike where I came from actually. The air felt like it was actually sitting on my skin, like a tangible cloth.

The airport was far more chaotic than any other airport that I have been to but everyone was very friendly and patient when I attempt to use my barely remembered spanish (and try not to mix it with the french that I took at the same time). Attempting to secure the hotel shuttle without buying $600 worth of tour packages was quite a challenge, but after enough, 'No, thank you, I just want to get to my hotel.' they finally took me seriously and I secured a ride.

The countryside is unlike anywhere else that I have been, there were several ancient ruins dotting the highway - which reminded me of Ireland and the sudden castles that would appear, only here they are pyrmids with an antiquity that surpasses all that I have yet seen.

Once at the hotel I am delighted with my choice, everyone is so kind and puts up with my horrible attempts to speak even the simplest of spanish phrases, I am sure I sounded similar to a two year old. I am simply enchanted.

Finally I walk into my room...
oh wait - I forgot...so I get on the elevator, my room is on the 7th floor according to the young man at the front desk. I look at the buttons, 1, 14,15, 16... up through 21.
'Hmm, interesting.' I think. 'Well, there were two banks of elevators, perhaps I got on the wrong one.' So I go back down to the lobby and get on the second set of elevators...and now I am thoroughly confused because I am faced with the same set of numbers...hmmm...now what?
and then the light bulb goes off...
my room # says 1748 - so I need to choose floor "17" ah ha!
at least I did not have to go to the front desk and ask - whew!!

There is beautiful cool marble everywhere (it is worth noting that marble is slippery, especially when wet from the pool...I am sure that I do not really need to explain further.)

I walk into my beautiful room with marble everywhere and an ocean view to die for and that I have been longing to see...and...
I instantly (and quite surprising to myself actually) burst into big heart rending sobs, which I totally gave into for a full 10 seconds and then my inner voice kicks in. "What the f___ are you doing?!? Pull yourself together and look where you are dammit!"

"Okay, you are right." replys the sobbing side of myself. Breath. (yes, I do talk to myself quite a bit and yes, I even answer myself sometimes)

Deep breath and I step outside onto my balcony - more deep breaths, several pictures, and a brief pep-talk later and I am on my way to the beach. 'ok, be strong, you have come all this way, no worries. you can do this...' sort of...

Until I am on the beach having lunch and proceed to dissolve into a blubbering mass two more times - good grief - Ack!!! It got so bad that poor Enrique, my waiter, brought me more napkins and just pretended not to notice that I was crying into my water. Well, this certainly will not do!

So what is the best way to stop the water works - set up things to do with my time and stop looking at sappy, smoochy couples!

Good plan! And that is precisely what I did - I booked a boat trip for saturday and a 2 1/2 hour pampering session at the spa on sunday, bought a book and headed to the pool. After a nice relaxing swim and a little baking time, the pull of the beach is irresistable for a long walk. One of my favorite pasttimes is a long walk on the beach, the sun, the sand, the roaring sound of the ocean that manages to be wild, fierce, and soothing all at once. (sounds like what I am looking for in a partner...haha - but I am veering off topic and this trip is about learning to be on my own)

I am not quite sure how long I meandered up and down the beach, but the sun was beginning to sink when I headed back towards the hotel, I was all set to roam up to my room and shower and change for dinner - until I ran into - the cutest little jaccuzi beach bar. Well, I just had to stop...right? YES!! :) So I am sipping margaritas, on the beach, while ... wait for it ... swinging in a hammock swing. I just need to add here, oh - yeah!! It is just more fabulous than I can communicate, it is like Christmas, the Easter bunny, and Space Camp all rolled into one.

more to follow soon...




Monday, June 21, 2010

sydney-day 1

Day 1
at the airport on my way to Sydney, my first major trip on my own. i am part terrified and part excited - very cool and frightening. if you had asked me 3 years ago if i would be doing anything like this i would have said 'No Way' - i am glad i am getting braver as i get older instead of the other way around. so here i am - awesome!

getting some dinner before getting on the plane and a beer to calm my 'i hate flying' nerves just a bit. people watching at the airport is completely brilliant! there is a lady beside me talking about webbed toes on her cell phone...ok... and a father / daughter dealing with a major ketchup disaster. good times!
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on the plane to San Fran:
ah Safety announcement time:
in the event that the plane is crashing - pray! :/ ugh
as if you could save yourself when the plane plummets in a ball of flame - lovely!
i hate flying, did i mention that i hate flying!! but since i dont have time to sail to australia...darn it!

watched the saddest show ever on the tv and i am thinking is it a good plan to get 215 people really depressed and stuck in a tin can hurtling 40,000 feet above the ground?? anything could happen.
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1:30 in the morning (my time, i haven't switched my clock yet)
still in the air - ugh.
serious bought with claustrophobia somewhere around the middle of the pacific approximately 9 hours into the flight (oh fuck - i am not a fan of turbulence) anyhow someone on United, mistakenly, feels that showing you the position of your little tiny plane's progress over the wide expansive pacific ocean is a good idea! (where you could go down anywhere and no one would ever find you (I hate LOST!))… Wrong!

so looking at the screen, which is All blue, because there is no where to land...i pull my focus in to my current sardine like existence and i begin to have trouble breathing. great. then my mind starts to build images of me having a full out panic attack and being tackled by the sky marshal. not quite the image i wanted for my trip to australia.
so i decide to make the man beside me wake up (again...boy was he sorry to sit by me) so that i could walk around, after circling the plane several times (i hate the people in first class right now) i stand in the back looking out the window, at least there are stars so i can get my bearings, and enjoy the entire 2 ft square uninhabited space for awhile.
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they keep bringing us food...blah...it feels like kindergarten where they try to control the unhappy masses with milk and cookies...
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dammit the plane is back on the screen and we are still hours away - whimper
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while i was in San Fran i bought a travel pillow and blanket - lifesavers!
and the most hedonistic book that i have ever read, the first chapter did not seem that bad but OMG!! if it were actually real like the author claims he could give the Marquis de Sadie a run for his money. it is funny, cruel, and so crude...i am not sure that i want to read anymore, but it is kind of like the horrific cant tear your eyes away scene of someone jumping from a building, you know you shouldn't look but you cant help it...i think i need a shower after that last story. yuck! definitely throwing it away!!
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what a long flight!
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still in the air but WOW what a glorious sunrise!! oh my, the reddest red I have ever seen, perfect flow of colors one into the other from blood red to indigo - breath taking!

sydney-day 2

Day 2
on the ground - hallelujah!
on to customs, and my favorite question on the form - are you bringing in any illegal or illicit drugs or lethal weapons? who would answer 'yes' to this question???

i hand over my papers to the very cute customs guy, who has the teenage girls behind me twittering and frantically fixing their hair...because we ALL look like we have been pressed through a meat grinder at the moment.

he asks me where i am stay (because i left that line blank since i can never remember the name of my friend’s college) and answer with probably the worst thing you can say to the customs officer...
"i'm not sure"
he raises an eyebrow
"well, i'm meeting a friend" (oh great, i am going to be arrested for sure)
"is it in sydney" he asks
"no, about 45 minutes away, it begins with an 'm' - she is in college" he smirks at me pauses then smiles.
"macquarie?"
"yes! that's it!"
"are you sure?" he is almost laughing now, except that it is probably against the rules to laugh if you are a customs officer.

"yes, yes - that is definitely it." and then i proceed to spell it for him, as if to prove that i know what it is...brilliant! good way to confirm myself as the world's most unsophisticated traveler ever!
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finally at the rental car place. now all the time since we have landed i have been checking my phone. no signal AT ALL. yikes! how will i reach my friend? how will i make my way since i was planning to use the GPS? no clue...dont panic, it will be ok.

i hope.

i ask the guy at the rental car place to use his phone for a local call.

No. but i can use the pay phone - he points.

Fine.

at the phone (which as a million different options for how to make a call, in 6 languages)

i put in my change. ring-ring

"Hello?"

"Lizzy?"

"Suz!"

click, the phone goes dead, i need more change to continue the call - WTF! it was 5 seconds.

Fine. I can use my credit card.

No, it takes ever credit card in the world (in 6 different languages) but mine!!

ok, now beginning to panic...cant reach Lizzy, dont know where i am going, AND it is 9:30 in the morning and i haven't had coffee!!

first things first, get a coffee. so i am trying to stay calm, and breath. but i start to laugh at the complete ludicrous situation i am in, and thinking that this probably why most people actually 'plan' their vacations and dont just get on the plane. it doesn't take long in my exhausted state for the laughing to become just a little bit hysterical sounding and dissolve into crying... so i am attempting not to weep openly into my latte and figure out what to do next.

ok, get cash, buy a map, because it isn't going to get any better by sitting in the airport weeping. true - so i gulp down the rest of my coffee. head off to the exchange.

after begging to use his phone and, i am sure, looking completely pathetic. he turns me down on using the phone but gives me a free phone card for the pay phone - Eureka I can at least call Lizzy.

hooray - we get in touch, she is in the middle of giving me directions ...

click, the phone dies.

NO FUCKING WAY! Are you kidding me!!!

FINE, just _________ (fill in swear word here)
I completely give up on the airport and decide that I will just start driving in the general direction I need to go and hope that I can get there eventually.

I got to Lizzy's, 2 hours after leaving the airport - not too bad. After asking for directions 3 times, stopping 2 guys in a grey car, who no matter what will have a place in heaven, for letting me follow them to the road i needed. I was there!!
whew!! time for a cup of java!!!
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Lizzy and I went into Sydney on the bus, gorgeous place! I can tell already that I do not want to leave and I will DEFINITELY be coming back!!

I wanted to take pictures of everything - which will probably get annoying, but oh well. After dinner and a wonderful beer, called 'golden ale' which i hope I can find back home. I was dead on my feet.

3 hours of sleep in 36 hours was just not cutting it.

So we decided to have an early night and head back.

i feel asleep on the bus, a first for me. poor Lizzy had to wake me up to get off and walk back to her place. :)

sydney-day 3

Day 3
didn't wake up until 1:00 in the afternoon - fabulous, and yet somehow I am still tired, oh boy

Lizzy’s apartment has the world's most amazing shower, it could revive the dead, which is good because that is just about what i was. (it is one of those 'sunflower' shower heads - heaven!!!) AND she has the scariest bathroom light ever!! it is straight from a horror movie, where it flickers and flashes and then when it fully comes on there is a big scary monster waiting to eat you...Yikes!

we pulled ourselves together by around 4:00pm and drifted back into the city so that I could take some pictures with my 'real' camera. poor Lizzy, i am absolutely no fun when i am shooting, i dont talk or anything i get so focused. after making her suffer for about an hour it was time to move on to her friends house for dinner.

this time on our way into the city we took the train (why i decided to get a car i am not sure, i haven't gotten back in it since i got here...oh well) and the signs at the station are great. like:
'way out'
'no rubbish'
'mind the gap'
absolute favorite ‘Manly Ferry’ makes me laugh every time i see it :)
good stuff!! :)

Lizzy’s friends had us to dinner and they made the MOST BRILLIANT chinese food that i have ever had. squid and tomatoes in a ginger sauce, fish and cabbage and spicy peppers, followed by apple scones for dessert. WOW and she just 'whipped' this up when she got home...oh, boy! I also got to try an australian original, veggimite. hmmm, glad i tried it - dont ever want any more, ever-ever. it is a thick brown paste, that tastes like saltwater cheese....i gulped down half a glass of wine to kill the taste...or at least that is my story and i am sticking to it :)

3 glasses of wine later and jet lag hits again (not that the wine had anything to do with it of course!), i am all but falling asleep in my plate. (not very polite) so Lizzy and i head for home, where i fall asleep on the bus again, i hope this doesn't become a habit! boy, am i an entertaining house guest!!

forget walking back to the house! taxi!!!

time to crash with new adventures awaiting us tomorrow.

sydney-day 4

Day 4
the australian wildlife - so far, all that i have seen are birds, but they are pretty spectacular.
there is the cookabura (which i am no doubt misspelling) - there were 4 in the tree this morning outside Lizzy’s place, they are large about the size of a macaw, but they look more like a kingfisher. BUT they sound like a monkey!!! ooo--aaa--ooo completely takes you by surprise when you first hear it.

then there are cockatoos just flying around - like flocks of crows back in the states - amazing - but they sound completely awful!! i guess i have never heard one at the pet store before, oh-my, i can not imagine owning one!!

Lizzy and i head back into the city around 12 o;clock for lunch. Lizzy knows of this great pizza shop for exotic pizza and then we are going to go on a walking tour for a bit. i had decided to pack all of my camera gear, about 20 pounds worth into a rolling case to make my life easier...oops, my bad, mistake # 642. in order to get to the pizza place we had to climb these old stone 'excorcist' stairs. well so much for not having to carry it...by the end of the day i must have carried it up and down 1,000 stairs, it became a joke after a while. but since i am not going to the gym, this should definitely count as my workout :)

the pizza place was great and tucked into this old hotel called (wait for it...)
the Australian Hotel, boy they really slaved over that name huh??

we had a half crocodile/half lamb pizza - completely delicious and it struck me as just a little odd that we were having a notoriously ferocious animal and the worlds most docile animal on the same plate together. there must be some cosmic message there but I am not sure what...hmmm

we walked all over the city, with the guide book that we mostly ignored because that would imply planning and we can't have that!!! haha

took pictures, window shopping, lovely!

i know that i will be coming back, it is just a wonderful place and i need another month of walking and taking pictures to really capture the feel for the place.

our ultimate destination today is the art gallery for special evening exhibits. just to point out, there are WAY more hills in sydney than i would have thought, and perhaps they are more noticeable when dragging 20 lbs, up 45 degree inclines - because no matter which way we seemed to go it was ALWAYS uphill. i need a llama!!

thinking we are supposed to go to the royal gardens - we show up at 5:00 ... cool we are early (something neither one of us is known for) but there are signs everywhere saying it closes at 5 and penalties and prosecution for trespassers. hmmm. ok...

time to pull out the guide book...look up the museum...oh what a surprise we have to go up another hill to get there.

at the top of the hill it is just beginning to rain. no worries, we are right on time, there it is across the street Lizzy says. cool - we cross the street - awesome we found the...
library.

time to pull out the guide book again...look up the museum...oh no - it is just a little farther this way. 'are you sure' i ask
'yeah, i had trouble finding it last time, its this way'
ok, and off we go

several blocks later...
'wait - this doesn't look familiar' Lizzy says

time to pull out the guide book...look up the museum again...oh dear - 'i think it is back that way'
ok, and off we go...getting soggier by the minute. :)

this time we turn up the street with the library and ask directions, since obviously just using the guide book isn't working for us.

the guard points us in the right direction and we can see the museum - awesome! there it is...at the top of that hill....way over there. great!! bring it on!!

the museum was great, cool exhibits on middle eastern art, japanese ceramics, aboriginal art. cool - and a rare musical treat, indian opera - who knew there was indian opera.

we had a simple ride home on the bus, and i did not fall asleep this time and we are thinking it will be an easy cab ride home, since it is a little late we dont want to walk through the park.

well, wouldn't you know....

we walk up to the taxi and the guy hops out and says he doesn't want to take my luggage.
are you kidding? what should i do with it, just leave it here?? what kind of taxi doesn't take luggage!!

'fine' i say (and not too politely) 'we will take another cab.' there is a string of 5 or 6 of them - no problem! what was funny was that he actually looked puzzled as to why we didn't get in!!

next cab:
we get in
Lizzy ' can you take us to (she gives the address)'

cabbie ' why didn't you go with the other guy'

Lizzy ' why do you care'

cabbie ' well what happened'

Lizzy 'he was rude and didn't want to take our luggage, can you take us to 14 crown street?'

we are looking at each other like - WTF?

cabbie 'i'm not local'

Lizzy-exasperated 'ok, i will give you directions. turn around and go the other way.'

cabbie 'no, not here'

Lizzy 'but your going the wrong way'

cabbie grumbles

Lizzy ' you need to turn around your going the wrong way'
finally he turns around - she tell him where to turn, he takes the first turn.
she says to go straight, he turns right

Lizzy 'stop, stop where are you going - i told you to go straight!'

cabbie pulls over (the meter is still running) 'you said this road'

Lizzy 'no, i said go straight, you asked for directions i am giving them to you'

cabbie 'i can't go straight'

Lizzy - incredulous now 'we are not paying for this, you are not going the right way, you need to go back!'

cabbie - now yelling at Lizzy 'i'm not local, there are 2200 roads in this book i cant remember them all!!!'

Lizzy 'why are you driving here if you dont know where to go! we are so not paying for this.'

cabbie, still yelling the same thing

Lizzy,' come on Suz, we are walking!'

Go Lizzy!!! :)

we climb over the barricade (he picked a great place to stop) with my luggage and walk home, luckily the irritation gave us the extra energy we needed to get home quick!!

how do we find these people!!! :)

i love travel - hehe